1. SET THEM UP SO THEY INJURE THEMSELF
Ben Fogle’s wife Marina set up accident so daughter fell down the stairs – to teach her a life lesson about fear https://spidercatweb.blog/2017/07/24/marinafogle/
2. FORGET ABOUT THEM & LEAVE THEM AT THE PUB
3. ABANDON THEM ON A ROCK SURROUNDED BY THE SEA WHEN THE TIDE IS COMING IN
He has long advocated fostering a spirit of adventure in children, arguing they should be allowed to get into the odd scrape to learn how to cope with risk.
And Bear Grylls put his money where his mouth is after marooning his 11-year-old son on a small island as the tide came in so the RNLI could practice rescuing him.
Grylls, the survival expert and broadcaster, left Jesse, the eldest of his three sons, on a rocky outcrop off the North Wales coast, taking a photograph of him standing alone to his 1.2million Twitter followers.
The RNLI later criticised him for the stunt, saying its crew “had not appreciated” that the expedition involved leaving a child on the rocks when they agreed to take part.
Jesse was not hurt in the incident, during his family holiday on the privately-owned St Tudwals island, Wales.
Grylls, known for his television expeditions and survival skills, had contacted Abersoch RNLI to ask whether they wanted to use the area, Half Tide Rocks, for their weekly training mission.
A spokesman later claimed they had not been fully aware of the live risk of the practice rescue, saying: “In hindsight, the child should not have been on the rocks.”
RNLI manager Gareth Hughes said: “The crew tell me they didn’t know Bear’s son was going to be on the rocks as there is an element of risk.
“I certainly wouldn’t put my young son on those rocks.”
Mr Hughes was on holiday at the time, and came home to discover the practice mission had involved a child.
He added: “Thankfully, no one was hurt but in his efforts to give the RNLI some publicity this is the wrong kind.
“As I understand it, it was supposed to be a low key exercise and I believe no photographs were supposed to be taken.
“But this could also encourage people to do the same which would be unfortunate.”
4. DRUG THEM & LEAVE ON THEM ON THEIR OWN NIGHT AFTER NIGHT SO YOU CAN GO ON THE PISS
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