Fisherman’s Friends…

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There is an old tale of how fisherman have been known to use skate to emm… “relieve” their sexual frustrations shall we say. As skate are said to be physically similar to women in some areas.    {god that was a tough sentence to word!}

So, is it true?? 

Well, as i have never personally witnessed anything {thank god!} I cannot say for fact..

BUT

I know of a fisherman that had a skate hangin in his boathouse for weeks!!  It was a fair few years ago now, I was about 14ish..

My father discovered the fish in the boathouse & was not a happy man! He told us – in no uncertain terms – to stay away from the shed. He was angry & put the fear o god into us!!

Funnily enough, I saw the person who owned the shed a couple of days later.. Apparently he had fallen down the stairs while drunk the night before..

He had 2 crackin black eyes.. They were verging on neon.. 

We never did go near that shed again. 


Sex and the single skate The Independent

BEWARE OF THIS NEXT CLIP  18+

It’s only people talkin, but it doesn’t make pleasant viewing


Skates are cartilaginous fish belonging to the family Rajidae in the superorder Batoidea of rays. More than 200 species have been described, in 30 genera. The two subfamilies are Rajinae (hardnose skates) and Arhynchobatinae (softnose skates).

As you can see from the pics below,  Ray have a very similar appearance to Skate but Skate are a species in their own right

Skates versus Rays 

So it should come as no surprise that manta ray are also forced into “friendship”

SKATE

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MANTA RAY

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{far left is a skate, female manta in middle & male on right. & yes i did make the pics small as poss!} source

 

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